🌙 Luna Beelzebub 🌙 @beelzebubluna@fluffy.family

#introduction #catsofthefediverse #fluffydemonsupremacy

Hello world, I am Luna Beelzebub. I'm a 4 year old demon of the feline variety, entirely indifferent to humans unless either I'm hunting them for sport or they are dispensing food.

My favorite hobby is hiding in dark rooms and scaring the shit out of people. I only bite if I like you.

it's been a while, howdy.

Hello!!!!!! It's Friday!!!!! Nap all day, party all night, stalk the human and bite their feet!! 💖💖

I speak on behalf of all cats everywhere to LET US SLEEP IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER‼️

Gravest apologies to all who eagerly awaited more of my posts. The sheer depth of my human butlers' incompetence is immeasurable.

I will be back tomorrow.

I dare you to close this carrier.

I enjoy helping around the house.

Girls only want one thing, and that's a nap. 💤

A little belly fluff to cleanse the timeline.

Some days you just have to invert your perspective to better see the world. I think.

Lazy Sundays, am I right?

enjoy your weekend 💖💖

Happy Friday, mortals.

WHERES MY SNAAAACKS

Okay here me out: why fold laundry at all when I exist? I'm right here, and I'm certainly not gonna pet myself now am I???

We ran out of crunchy snacks?!?! AND IT'S ONLY TUESDAY?!?